1. Happy birthday to my favorite brother! Just remember, I still have our childhood photos if you don't behave.

2. Congratulations on another year of not getting disowned by the family. Happy birthday, bro!

3. You're not just getting older, you're getting more distinguished... like a fine wine or a moldy cheese. Happy birthday, dear brother!

4. Happy birthday to the best brother a sister could ask for... and the only one too!

5. Remember when we used to fight over toys? Now we fight over who gets to sit in the comfy chair during family gatherings. Happy birthday, old man!

6. I hope you have an amazing birthday filled with nothing but happiness, love, and terrible puns. After all, you are the punniest brother I know!

7. Happy birthday to my partner-in-crime, my co-conspirator, and my fellow troublemaker. Let's make this year even more adventurous than the last!

8. To the person who always made me laugh, even when I didn't want to... happy birthday, bro!

9. Happy birthday to the biggest pain in my neck... literally. Remember that time you gave me a noogie?

10. Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Happy birthday, dear brother!

11. You're like a fine wine - you get better with age... unless you're boxed wine, which just gets worse. Happy birthday, bro!

12. Here's to another year of being one step closer to being as weird as our parents. Happy birthday, brother!

13. Happy birthday to the most annoying, yet most lovable person in my life. You drive me crazy sometimes, but I wouldn't have it any other way!

14. I know you're getting older, but at least you'll always be younger than me. Happy birthday, little bro!

15. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh... even when I'm mad at you.

16. Congratulations on surviving another year of being my brother. It's not easy, but someone's got to do it. Happy birthday!

17. You may be older, but I will always be wiser. After all, I did have to put up with you for all these years. Happy birthday, bro!

18. To my partner-in-crime, my confidante, and my best friend... happy birthday, brother! Let's continue making memories that we'll be ashamed of later.

19. You're not just my brother, you're also my favorite drinking buddy. Here's to another year of questionable decisions! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday to the person who makes even the most mundane things in life hilarious. Thanks for always keeping me entertained, bro!

21. Another year older, but don't worry - you still look good... for your age. Happy birthday, dear brother!

22. You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself. Happy birthday, old man!

23. Happy birthday to the person who never fails to make me smile... even when I'm mad at you for stealing my food.

24. Here's to another year of being fabulous, fierce, and... oh wait, that's me. Happy birthday anyway, brother!

25. Happy birthday to my big brother, mentor, and role model. I hope this year brings you as much joy as you bring to others every day.

26. Congrats on surviving another year of being the second-best child in the family. Happy birthday, bro!

27. You may be older, but at least you're still taller than me. Happy birthday, big guy!

28. When I count my blessings, you're always at the top of the list. Happy birthday, dear brother!

29. You're not just my brother, you're also my partner-in-crime, my confidante, and my best friend. Here's to another year of shenanigans! Happy birthday!

30. Happy birthday to my favorite person to annoy, tease, and bug. I love you more than you'll ever know, bro!

31. Another year, another reason to celebrate the fact that we share DNA. Happy birthday, brother!

32. You may be older, but I'll always be the cooler sibling. Happy birthday, bro!

33. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I'm having a bad day. Thanks for being an amazing brother.

34. Congrats on another year of not getting arrested for your questionable life choices. Happy birthday, bro!

35. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, brother!

36. Happy birthday to the person who always has my back, no matter what. You're not just my brother, you're also my hero and my inspiration. Thanks for being an amazing role model.

37. You may be older, but I'll always be more mature... said no one ever. Happy birthday, bro!

38. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me smile, even on the toughest days. You're not just my brother, you're also my sunshine.

39. Congrats on another year of being the second-best looking person in the family. Just kidding... it's third-best. Happy birthday, bro!

40. Here's to another year of making memories, telling bad jokes, and embarrassing ourselves in public. Happy birthday, brother!

41. Happy birthday to the person who taught me how to ride a bike, tie my shoes, and embarrass myself in front of other people. Thanks for being an amazing brother and teacher.

42. Another year of being fabulous, funny, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, bro!

43. Happy birthday to the most amazing brother anyone could ask for. You're not just my sibling, you're also my best friend and my partner-in-crime.

44. Congrats on another year of pretending to be an adult when we all know you're just a kid at heart. Happy birthday, bro!

45. You may be older, but at least you're still cooler than mom and dad. Happy birthday, big bro!

46. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I'm feeling down. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend.

47. Congrats on surviving another year of being a nuisance to our parents. Happy birthday, little bro!

48. You are not just my brother, you're also my rock, my confidante, and my source of inspiration. Wishing you a very happy birthday filled with love and laughter.

49. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me smile, even when I'm feeling blue. You're not just my brother, you're also my ray of sunshine.

50. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, bro!

51. You may be older, but at least you're still younger than dad. Happy birthday, bro!

52. Happy birthday to the person who has been there for me through thick and thin, through good times and bad. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend.

53. Congrats on another year of being the most annoying person in the family. Just kidding... kind of. Happy birthday, bro!

54. You may be older, but don't worry - you'll always be younger than our parents. Happy birthday, little bro!

55. Happy birthday to the person who taught me how to be brave, how to be kind, and how to be true to myself. You're not just my brother, you're also my hero.

56. Congrats on surviving another year of being a pain in my neck. But let's be honest, I wouldn't have it any other way. Happy birthday!

57. Another year of being fabulous, funny, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, bro!

58. You may be older, but at least you're still not as old as mom. Happy birthday, big bro!

59. Happy birthday to the person who always has my back, no matter what. Thanks for being the best brother anyone could ask for.

60. Congrats on another year of being one step closer to becoming a crazy cat person. Just kidding... kind of. Happy birthday, bro!

61. You may be older, but at least you're still not as grumpy as grandpa. Happy birthday, little bro!

62. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I'm feeling sad. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend.

63. Congrats on another year of not getting lost in your own house. Just kidding... kind of. Happy birthday, bro!

64. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, big bro!

65. You may be older, but at least you're still not as bald as dad. Happy birthday, bro!

66. Happy birthday to the person who has always been there for me, no matter what. You're not just my brother, you're also my best friend and my partner-in-crime.

67. Congrats on another year of pretending to know what you're doing. Just kidding... kind of. Happy birthday, bro!

68. You may be older, but at least you're still not as forgetful as grandma. Happy birthday, little bro!

69. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me smile, even when I'm feeling down. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend.

70. Congrats on another year of being the black sheep of the family. Just kidding... we all know you're our favorite. Happy birthday, bro!

71. Another year of being fabulous, funny, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, little bro!

72. You may be older, but at least you're still not as stubborn as grandpa. Happy birthday, big bro!

73. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me laugh, even when I'm feeling grumpy. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend.

74. Congrats on another year of pretending to have your life together. Just kidding... kind of. Happy birthday, bro!

75. You may be older, but at least you're still not as cheesy as dad. Happy birthday, little bro!

76. Happy birthday to the person who has always been there for me, through the good times and the bad. You're not just my brother, you're also my support system.

77. Congrats on another year of being the baby of the family. But let's be honest, you'll always be the baby. Happy birthday, bro!

78. Another year of being fabulous, fierce, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, big bro!

79. You may be older, but at least you're still not as tech-challenged as mom. Happy birthday, little bro!

80. Happy birthday to the person who taught me how to be brave, how to be strong, and how to be myself. You're not just my brother, you're also my mentor and my guide.

81. Congrats on another year of being the coolest person in the family. Just kidding... kind of. Happy birthday, bro!

82. You may be older, but at least you're still not as awkward as I am. Happy birthday, big bro!

83. Happy birthday to the person who always knows how to make me feel better, no matter what. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend.

84. Congrats on another year of being the most competitive person in the family. But let's be honest, you'll never beat me. Happy birthday, bro!

85. Another year of being fabulous, funny, and... oh wait, that's still just me. Happy birthday anyway, little bro!

86. You may be older, but at least you're still not as grumpy as uncle Jim. Happy birthday, bro!

87. Happy birthday to the person who has always been there for me, through thick and thin. You're not just my brother, you're also my rock.

88. Congrats on another year of being the most annoying person in the family. But let's face it, we wouldn't have it any other way. Happy birthday, bro!