100 Hilarious Best Friend Quotes That Will Make You Both Laugh

Introduction

Friendship is one of life's greatest treasures, and best friends are the ones who know all your quirks, secrets, and embarrassing moments—yet somehow still choose to stick around! The best friendships are filled with inside jokes, uncontrollable laughter, and those "you had to be there" moments that bond you for life. This collection of 100 hilarious best friend quotes celebrates the unique, sometimes crazy, and always special relationship you share with your bestie. Whether you're looking for the perfect caption for your social media post, something funny to include in a birthday card, or just want to send your friend a text that will make them laugh out loud, you'll find the perfect quote here.

Hilariously Honest Best Friend Quotes

A best friend is someone who knows all your stories, believes in all your dreams, and accepts all your flaws—except that one weird thing you do. That's just strange.
We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much about me. There's no turning back now.
True friendship is when you walk into your best friend's house and your WiFi connects automatically.
Best friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
A best friend is someone who will help you hide a body... not that we've tested this theory or anything.
Our friendship is like my favorite bra: supportive, comfortable, and always close to my heart.
You're the friend I'd share my last piece of pizza with... but let's be real, we'd fight over it first.
Best friends know when you're lying, when you're sad, and when you've done something stupid—usually because they were right there doing it with you.
I love how we can go from "I'll be there in 5 minutes" to "Sorry, I'm running 45 minutes late" and it's totally fine.
You're my best friend because you laugh at my jokes when no one else does and tell me when my outfit is a disaster.
We finish each other's... sandwiches. Because neither of us would ever let the other finish their food.
I'm only a morning person with you, and that's because mornings are when we're still awake from the night before.
Best friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Quotes About Best Friend Shenanigans

We're the type of best friends who will get into trouble and then look at each other and say, "It was your idea!"
Remember that time we said, "We'll just have one drink"? Me neither.
Our friendship is basically just us finding increasingly ridiculous ways to waste time together.
We're best friends because we both know we'd end up in jail if we hung out with anyone else.
I can always count on you to turn a quick coffee into a five-hour adventure.
We're the kind of friends who can turn a simple trip to the grocery store into the most hilarious event of the week.
Normal people scare us. That's why we stick together.
We don't just have inside jokes. We have inside conversations, inside gestures, and an entire inside language that no one else understands.
Our friendship is like the Bermuda Triangle—mysterious, wild, and people who enter are never seen again.
We're the friends who will get kicked out of places together and consider it a successful outing.
I love how we can go from deep, philosophical conversations to "Remember that time you fell in public?" in 0.5 seconds.
We're the kind of friends who will help each other hide from the adult responsibilities we're supposed to be doing.
Our friendship is 90% making fun of each other and 10% realizing we're exactly the same kind of weird.
We're the friends who will be sitting in rocking chairs at the nursing home, still getting in trouble.
I'm pretty sure our guardian angels are either best friends or drinking buddies by now.

Quotes About Friendship and Food

Our friendship is based on two principles: 1) Always be honest, and 2) When I say "I'm not hungry," I'm lying and you should order fries.
You're my best friend because you know my order at every restaurant and will eat the food I don't want.
We're the kind of friends who plan our next meal while we're still eating.
Our friendship is like a good pizza—even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
I love that we're the kind of friends who can eat in complete silence and it's not awkward at all.
You're my best friend because you've seen me hangry and still choose to be around me.
We've spent more money on food than we have on therapy, and honestly, it's probably been more effective.
Our friendship is measured in how many times we've said, "I shouldn't eat any more" and then ordered dessert anyway.
You're the only person I'll share my food with, and even then, I'm watching your fork like a hawk.
We're the friends who text each other pictures of what we're eating when we're not together.
Our friendship is built on a solid foundation of cheese, carbs, and desserts.
I appreciate that you never judge me for ordering the same thing every time we go out.
You're my best friend because you understand that "I don't care where we eat" actually means "Please suggest places until I say yes."
We're the kind of friends who will drive 40 minutes to try a new restaurant and then order the same thing we always get.
Our friendship is like a buffet—we always go back for more.

Quotes About Friendship and Honesty

A true best friend tells you when you have food in your teeth, toilet paper on your shoe, and when that outfit makes you look like a potato.
I love that we're the kind of friends who can say, "That's a terrible idea... what time are we doing it?"
You're my best friend because you know when I need honest advice and when I just need you to lie to me and tell me I'm right.
We're the friends who will tell each other, "You're being ridiculous," and then help each other be ridiculous anyway.
I appreciate that you're honest enough to tell me when I'm wrong but love me enough to help me hide the body anyway.
You're my best friend because you know all my flaws and weaknesses and have yet to use them against me... today.
We're the kind of friends who will tell each other, "That's enough online shopping," while adding more items to our own carts.
I love that we can be brutally honest with each other and still be best friends at the end of the day.
You're the friend who will tell me if I have something in my nose, but only after taking a picture first.
We're the friends who will say, "I'm just going to be honest with you," and then proceed to roast each other mercilessly.
I appreciate that you're honest enough to tell me when I'm being dramatic but supportive enough to be dramatic with me.
You're my best friend because you know when to tell me the truth and when to just hand me more wine.
We're the kind of friends who will call each other out on our nonsense and then immediately engage in more nonsense together.
I love that we can say, "No offense, but..." and then say something incredibly offensive, and we're still friends.
You're the friend who will tell me if my makeup looks bad, but only after we've left the house and it's too late to fix it.

Quotes About Long-Distance Friendships

Distance means nothing when you're best friends. It just means we have more places to visit and crash for free.
We may be miles apart, but we're still judging the same people together.
The best thing about long-distance friendship is that when we finally see each other, it's like no time has passed—except we're older, tireder, and have more stories about our weird neighbors.
I love how we can go months without talking and then pick up right where we left off—usually in the middle of a sentence from our last conversation.
Distance can't stop us from being weird together. That's what technology is for.
You're my best friend because even though we're far apart, you still manage to be a bad influence on me.
We may be separated by distance, but we're united by our ability to send each other the most unflattering selfies possible.
Long-distance friendship means always having someone to call when you're in a different time zone and can't sleep.
I love that we're the kind of friends who will plan a reunion and then spend the entire time in pajamas watching TV, just like we would if we lived close by.
Distance means we have to schedule our mental breakdowns to accommodate different time zones.
You're my best friend because even from miles away, you still know exactly when I need an inappropriate meme to make me feel better.
We may be far apart, but our ability to enable each other's bad decisions knows no bounds.
I love how we can have entire conversations just using GIFs and emojis when we're too lazy to type actual words.
Distance means we have twice as many stories to tell when we finally see each other, and half the time to tell them.
You're my best friend because even though we're far apart, you're still the first person I text when something ridiculous happens.

Quotes About Friendship and Growing Older Together

We're going to be the old ladies in the nursing home who get in trouble for racing down the halls in our wheelchairs.
I can't wait to be old with you so we can blame our inappropriate behavior on senility.
The best thing about growing old with you is that we'll still be doing the same stupid stuff, just with wrinkles and orthopedic shoes.
We've gone from staying up all night partying to staying up all night because of back pain and having to pee. Friendship goals!
I love that we're aging like fine wine—getting more expensive, complex, and likely to cause a headache.
You're my best friend because you remember all the embarrassing things I've done, but your memory is getting bad enough that soon you won't.
We're the friends who will be comparing medications and complaining about "kids these days" while still acting like kids ourselves.
I can't wait until we're old enough to get away with saying whatever we want because people will just think we're "adorable old ladies."
You're my best friend because you've seen me through every awkward phase, and we both know there are more to come.
We're the kind of friends who will be in the retirement home saying, "Remember when we could touch our toes? Me neither."
I love that we're growing old together because at least we'll have someone to remind us where we put our glasses.
You're my best friend because you know all my stories, but your hearing is getting bad enough that you don't mind hearing them again.
We're the friends who will be comparing our wrinkles and gray hairs while still acting like we're 20.
I can't wait to be old with you so we can embarrass our grandchildren together.
You're my best friend because you've been there for every chapter of my life, and I know you'll be there for the epilogue too.

Quotes About Friendship and Technology

You're my best friend because you understand that "I'll call you back" means I'll text you in three days.
We're the kind of friends who have entire conversations using only memes and GIFs.
I love that we can text each other 87 times in a row without a single response and know it's not because we're being ignored, but because we're both equally bad at checking our phones.
You're my best friend because you know that when I don't respond to your text for hours, I'm not ignoring you—I'm just napping.
We're the friends who will FaceTime each other to decide what to wear, only to end up both wearing sweatpants anyway.
I appreciate that you understand my "sorry for the late reply" could refer to a text from anywhere between 5 minutes and 5 months ago.
You're my best friend because you know that my "haha" means I smiled, my "hahaha" means I laughed, and my "HAHAHAHA" means I snorted in public.
We're the kind of friends who will text each other from different rooms in the same house because we're too lazy to get up.
I love that we can have a three-hour phone call and still have nothing to talk about when we see each other in person.
You're my best friend because you understand that my "k" isn't passive-aggressive—I'm just lazy.

Conclusion

Best friendships are truly one of life's greatest gifts—they're the people who know us at our worst and somehow still love us at our best. They're the ones who will laugh with us (and sometimes at us), who will tell us when we're being ridiculous (and then join in on the ridiculousness), and who will always be there with a shoulder to cry on or a hilarious meme to make us smile.

These quotes celebrate the unique, often hilarious bond that exists between best friends. Whether you've been friends since childhood or met later in life, the connection you share is special and deserves to be celebrated—preferably with laughter, inside jokes, and maybe a little bit of embarrassing each other along the way.

So share these quotes with your bestie, reminisce about your favorite memories together, and continue creating new ones. After all, life is better with a best friend by your side—especially one who makes you laugh until you cry!